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28 March 2012
Episode #16.3
Mankind's evolution begins to...
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Mankind's evolution begins to accelerate at a rapid and disturbing pace. Concurrently, another species on the planet is exhibiting the same drastic development. Eventually the two species will battle to the death and "Faith Hilling" may be humanity's only hope.
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14 March 2012
Reverse Cowgirl
After a South Park citizen meets with...
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After a South Park citizen meets with an unfortunate accident, the TSA steps in to prevent it from happening again.
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24 March 2010
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
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25 March 2009
Margaritaville
In a parody of the final weeks of...
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In a parody of the final weeks of Christ's life, South Park goes into hysterics over the failing economy, but Kyle begins preaching that there is no reason for fear. Meanwhile, Stan unsuccessfully tries to return his dad's margarita machine
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15 October 2008
Breast Cancer Show Ever
Cartman accidentally provokes Wendy...
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Cartman accidentally provokes Wendy to beat him to a pulp by disrupting and mocking her report on breast cancer with incredibly sexist comments, and not even her boyfriend Stan can reason with her. Can Cartman stop the inevitable, or will Wendy give him what he deserves?
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23 April 2008
Super Fun Time
The kids go to an educational field...
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The kids go to an educational field trip, which they don't like, even, but especially, Stan and Wendy, and also especially Cartman, who forces Butters to sneak out to Super Phun Thyme. They left just in time, however, as trigger happy thieves break in. As Stan, Wendy, Kyle and Jimmy try to get the dedicated employees to act like it's 2008 instead of 1864 and call the police, and subsequently hide, can Butters force Cartman to return in time? And will Stan have to risk his life, and dignity, to save the class, who have been taken hostage?
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09 April 2008
Eek, a Penis!
Having just taught his schoolmates to...
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Having just taught his schoolmates to high test scores(through cheating),Eric Cartman,or Mr.Cartmanis, is brought to Jim Davis High to help them get to college(by cheating). Meanwhile having just seen the pregnant man on Oprah,Ms. Garrison pays a DNA experimenting lab her/his savings to grow a penis for him, but he'll have to catch it first!
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19 March 2008
Britney's New Look
Distraught over the media's nonstop...
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Distraught over the media's nonstop coverage of her, Britney Spears attempts to commit suicide, but survives despite blowing the top half of her head off. Disgusted by this treatment of her, the boys attempt to help, only to learn the secret behind the media's cruel scrutiny of celebrities.
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14 November 2007
The List
The girls in the fourth grade have a...
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The girls in the fourth grade have a list that votes every boy from cutest to ugliest. The boys decide to steal the list to find out who was last. However, instead of Craig, who Cartman said had "f***ed up teeth", or even Cartman himself, Kyle is on the bottom, and Stan's best efforts to prevent him falling into depression fail dismally. Stan and his ex-girlfriend, Wendy, team up to find out why they voted Kyle last, but the votes don't add up. When they discover that the list was deliberately compromised, the duo have a limited time before Kyle burns down the school and gets himself thrown in juvenile hall, or even worse, killed. However, whilst they may be helping to restart their relationship, they may also be putting Wendy's friendship with Bebe- and themselves- in danger...
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11 April 2007
D-Yikes!
Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so...
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Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend, but the boys hire immigrant labor to write it. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison becomes a lesbian and saves the women's bar from a Persian takeover.
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14 March 2007
Cartman Sucks
Cartman takes a photo with Butters's...
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Cartman takes a photo with Butters's penis in his mouth to prove Butters is gay. He later finds out what the picture really means and freaks out when the photo disappears. Meanwhile, Butters to has to go to a special camp to calm his urges.
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07 March 2007
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
Stan's dad becomes a social outcast...
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Stan's dad becomes a social outcast for saying "the N-Word" on national television, but Michael Richards and Mark Furhman come to his rescue. And Cartman has a run-in with a little-person teaching sensitivity training at the elementary school.
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15 November 2006
Stanley's Cup
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's...
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Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation, is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himself, Stan Marsh has tried to put those days behind him. But he's still living with the memory of how let his team down when he missed the winning shot in the big game. Now, he's about to find out that being a coach means facing your past. He's determined to show his kids what it's like to be a winner!
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01 November 2006
Go God Go
Cartman's plan to propel himself into...
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Cartman's plan to propel himself into the future goes horribly wrong. South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution being taught to the 4th graders, especially from Ms. Garrison who has to teach it. Eric Cartman can't be bothered with what's going on in class. He's busy manipulating his own personal time-line to align with the precise release date of the newest, hottest game.
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25 October 2006
Hell on Earth 2006
Satan is throwing the biggest...
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Satan is throwing the biggest Halloween costume party ever, and no one will be admitted without a wristband. Satan is busy checking the R.S.V.P. list and deciding what costume to wear to the big event. Every detail must be perfect for the prince of darkness, but even Satan can't foresee everything.
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18 October 2006
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
Cartman is appointed to the post of...
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Cartman is appointed to the post of School Hallway Monitor at South Park Elementary. In his new role, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
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04 October 2006
Make Love, Not Warcraft
The world (of warcraft) has come...
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The world (of warcraft) has come under jeopardy when one player begins going around killing everyone else. Thousands of players send in complaints and make calls to blizzard support because of him, but the admins can't do anything because he's so powerful he can kill the admins. What's worse, he seems to enjoy killing players for no other reason than to kill the other players. After losing to him in a mass battle, the players decide to increase their levels to the top level to try and get even.
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03 May 2006
Tsst
Cartman gets in serious trouble at...
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Cartman gets in serious trouble at school and his mom admits that he is an aggressive child at home and rules both of their lives. Mr. Mackey recommends that Mrs. Cartman try some Nanny reality shows to help straighten out Cartman's behavior. When both Nanny 911 and Supernanny fail, a doctor at a psychiatric ward (where Supernanny is now staying) tells Mrs. Cartman about Cesar Millan aka "The Dog Whisperer". Cartman's mom hires Cesar and the two start running Cartman's life, controlling him by nipping him on the neck and making a "Tsst" sound when he is bad. Cesar tries to get Mrs. Cartman to be the "dominant leader of the pack" and tries to get Eric Cartman to stop his "aggressive dominant behavior". All of these changes in Cartman's life start to piss him off and he plots to kill his mom.
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26 April 2006
Manbearpig
A lonely and attention-desperate Al...
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A lonely and attention-desperate Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to explain the dangers of the biggest threat to the planet: Manbearpig. Although the kids believe Gore uses Manbearpig as a way of gaining attention, they decide to help him capture the creature...with disastrous results.
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05 April 2006
Cartoon Wars: Part 1
Muslims protest when an image of...
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Muslims protest when an image of Mohammed is planned to be shown on "Family Guy."
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29 March 2006
Smug Alert!
Stan convinces everyone in South Park...
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Stan convinces everyone in South Park to drive Hybrid cars after Kyle moves to San Francisco. However, soon a dangerous cloud of "smug" forms over South Park.
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22 March 2006
The Return of Chef
Chef returns to town after joining a...
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Chef returns to town after joining a group called The Super Adventure Club. However, when he begins to express an interest in molesting children, the boys suspect that the club has brainwashed him.
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07 December 2005
Bloody Mary
Randy is forced to go to AA meetings,...
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Randy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a pilgrimage to a statue of the virgin Mary that is miraculously bleeding from its ass.
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30 November 2005
Free Willzyx
When a prank convinces the boys that...
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When a prank convinces the boys that a whale in a local aquarium is an alien from the moon, they go to extreme measures to sent it home.
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16 November 2005
Trapped in the Closet
After Stan scores a remarkably high...
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After Stan scores a remarkably high "Thetan Level" at a Scientology center, he is considered to be the reincarnation of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. John Travolta, Tom Cruise and other Scientologists go to South Park to convince Stan to be their leader, but when Stan makes disparaging remarks about Cruise's acting, the movie star locks himself inside a bedroom closet. R&B singer R. Kelly is recruited to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet, but eventually Kelly, as well as Travolta, find themselves all trapped in the closet.
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09 November 2005
Ginger Kids
Cartman leads a vendetta against kids...
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Cartman leads a vendetta against kids with red hair and freckles, until a prank makes him think he is one of them.
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02 November 2005
Follow That Egg
Mrs. Garrison leads the fight against...
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Mrs. Garrison leads the fight against gay marriage when she learns her ex is getting married. Meanwhile, Stan becomes jealous when Kyle and Wendy are paired up for a school project.
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26 October 2005
Marjorine
Butters fake his own death and...
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Butters fake his own death and disguises himself as a girl so he can infiltrate a sleepover and steal a fortune telling device from the girls. Meanwhile, Butters' father turns to the occult to bring back his son.
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19 October 2005
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
When a dam breaks and floods a nearby...
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When a dam breaks and floods a nearby town, South Park residents assume it was caused by global warming and barricade themselves in the community center.
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20 April 2005
Erection Day
Jimmy gets his first erection just...
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Jimmy gets his first erection just days before the school talent show.
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13 April 2005
The Death of Eric Cartman
When the boys decide to ignore...
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When the boys decide to ignore Cartman, he assumes that he is dead, and enlists Butters to help him make up for his past sins.
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06 April 2005
The Losing Edge
The boys enlist Kyle's cousin to help...
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The boys enlist Kyle's cousin to help them lose in baseball so they won't have to go to the finals. Meanwhile, Randy trains to fight other parents during Stan's games.
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30 March 2005
Best Friends Forever
Cartman and Kenny's friendship...
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Cartman and Kenny's friendship becomes strained when Kenny buys the last of the Sony PSPs in stock. As soon as Kenny plays its game, Heaven vs. Hell, and reaches level 60, he gets killed, and his spirit is chosen as Heaven's Keanu Reeves, the one who can command heaven's armies against the armies of Satan. However, Kenny is brought back to life in Hell's Pass Hospital, but in a "persistent vegetative state", and kept alive by a feeding tube, leaving heaven in danger. Meanwhile, Kenny's lawyer reads a will he has left, which says that Kenny has left his entire possessions to his friends and the PSP to Cartman out of sympathy, but the last page of the will is missing just when he gets to the part of Kenny's being in a vegetative state. At that time the boys are informed that Kenny's alive; however, this becomes a burden to Cartman, who wants him dead so that he can get the PSP, so he goes to the Supreme Court and testifies that he was Kenny's BFF (Best Friend Forever), and Cartman has one half of the BFF medallion while Kenny has the other. When the officers and Cartman find Kenny and the other medallion half in the hospital as proof, they get the feeding tube removed from Kenny. But Stan and Kyle rally the protesters to try to keep Kenny alive against the efforts of Cartman and the protesters and Heaven's angels. Can Cartman's side and the BFF medallions win out by allowing Kenny to die, or will it be universal Armageddon?
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23 March 2005
Wing
The boys start a talent agency and...
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The boys start a talent agency and represent a woman named Wing in Hollywood.
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16 March 2005
Die Hippie, Die
Cartman leads the resistance when a...
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Cartman leads the resistance when a mass of hippies accumulates in South Park and starts a music festival.
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09 March 2005
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
After Mr. Garrison gets an operation...
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After Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman, Kyle decides he wants to be black and Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin.
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15 December 2004
Woodland Critter Christmas
Stan meets some talking woodland...
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Stan meets some talking woodland critters and helps them prepare for their Christmas, until he discovers that the critters worship Satan and are planning to unleash the Antichrist on the world.
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08 December 2004
Cartman's Incredible Gift
Cartman mistakenly believes he is a...
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Cartman mistakenly believes he is a psychic, and is recruited by the police to help them with investigations.
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01 December 2004
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Mr. Slave fights against Paris Hilton...
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Mr. Slave fights against Paris Hilton when she becomes a bad influence on the girls in South Park. Meanwhile, Paris offers Butters' parents a huge amount of money if she can keep Butters as a pet.
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17 November 2004
Quest for Ratings
The boys begin to exaggerate stories...
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The boys begin to exaggerate stories when their student news show falls behind in the ratings.
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10 November 2004
Pre-School
A bully who was sent to juvenile hall...
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A bully who was sent to juvenile hall in a misunderstanding is released, and comes looking for revenge.
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03 November 2004
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
When a Wall-Mart built in South Park...
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When a Wall-Mart built in South Park takes business away from local businesses, the boys go to the company's headquarters to get it destroyed.
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27 October 2004
Douche and Turd
South Park Elementary is having...
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South Park Elementary is having elections to determine whether a giant douche or a turd sandwich will be the next school mascot. Stan claims he doesn't want to have to decide between a douche and a turd and refuses to vote. As a result, he is banished from the town.
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21 April 2004
The Jeffersons
A new family moves in to South Park,...
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A new family moves in to South Park, calling themselves The Jeffersons. It really is Michael Jackson with his son escaping from the earlier Hollywood lifestyle. Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle are invited over to play, but everyone but Cartman soon becomes suspicious of Mr. Jefferson's childlike behavior. At this point, Mr. Jefferson has become Cartman's best friend. The cops are soon involved, but withdraw their attention when they see that Mr. Jefferson is white and therefore there is no need to frame him.
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14 April 2004
AWESOM-O
Cartman dresses up as a robot from...
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Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. Tricks him in to believing it and cant give away his identity because he finds out Butters has a video of him dancing to Britney Spears kissing a Justin Timberlake picture! It gets more and more out of hand as the military decide to try to capture 'the robot' to make it a weapon.
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07 April 2004
You Got F'd in the A
A gang of kids from the O.C....
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A gang of kids from the O.C. challenge Stan do a dance-off. But before the big event, Butters must confront a painful event from his past.
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31 March 2004
The Passion of the Jew
Cartman leads a campaign against the...
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Cartman leads a campaign against the Jews after seeing "The Passion Of The Christ." Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny try to get their money back from Mel Gibson and discover that he is completely insane.
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24 March 2004
Up the Down Steroid
Jimmy begins using steroids to...
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Jimmy begins using steroids to improve his chances in the special Olympics. Meanwhile, Cartman disguises himself as a handicapped boy so he can enter as well and win the cash prize.
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17 March 2004
Good Times with Weapons
The boys lie to get ninja weapons...
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The boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star.
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17 December 2003
It's Christmas in Canada
The boys go to Canada to retrieve...
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The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own.
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10 December 2003
Raisins
Stan is so heartbroken when Wendy...
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Stan is so heartbroken when Wendy dumps him that he turns goth. Meanwhile, Butters learns about unrequited love when he falls for a waitress at a local restaurant.
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03 December 2003
Butt Out
Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an...
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Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after the boys briefly take up smoking.
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19 November 2003
All About Mormons
Stan learns about the Mormon religion...
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Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well.
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12 November 2003
Casa Bonita
When Butters is invited to Kyle's...
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When Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter.
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05 November 2003
Grey Dawn
After an fatal accident at a farmer's...
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After an fatal accident at a farmer's market, South Park takes drivers licenses from elderly citizens. In protest, the old people fight back and take over the town.
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29 October 2003
Christian Rock Hard
Cartman starts a Christian rock band...
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Cartman starts a Christian rock band in an attempt to get a platinum album before Kyle. Meanwhile, the boys get into legal trouble when they download music off the Internet.
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22 October 2003
South Park Is Gay
When the metro-sexual craze hits...
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When the metro-sexual craze hits South Park, Kyle and Mr. Garrison travel to New York to meet with the cast of "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy." When they arrive, they discover the cast's horrible secret.
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30 April 2003
Red Man's Greed
South Park residents are forced out...
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South Park residents are forced out of their homes when an Indian casino takes their land.
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23 April 2003
Lil' Crime Stoppers
After the boys start a Jr....
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After the boys start a Jr. Detective's Club and find a girl's missing doll, they are recruited by the county police department. Their first assignment: to break up a meth lab.
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16 April 2003
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Cartman makes his hand into a face...
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Cartman makes his hand into a face which he calls Jennifer Lopez. He slowly realizes that it's taking over his consciousness. When he's at the mall with his friends, Ms. Lopez sees a music video store. She wants to go in and proceeds to make a video called "Taco Flavored Kisses". When the real Jennifer Lopez is fired, she gets pissed off and comes to South Park with Ben Afflick, who falls in love with Ms. Lopez (hand).
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09 April 2003
I'm a Little Bit Country
While South Park is deep in debate...
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While South Park is deep in debate over the Iraq war, Cartman takes a trip to Colonial America to see what the founding fathers would have said about the issue.
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02 April 2003
Toilet Paper
The boys toilet paper their art...
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The boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for a bad grade. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life.
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26 March 2003
Krazy Kripples
Jimmy and Timmy form a club for...
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Jimmy and Timmy form a club for people who were handicapped from birth. They call it the Crips, and soon find themselves caught up in gang warfare with the real Crips in Denver. Meanwhile, Christopher Reeve does battle with Gene Hackman over stem cell research.
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19 March 2003
Cancelled
Chef and the children learn that...
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Chef and the children learn that Earth is actually just a reality show for other planets. When they learn it is to be canceled, the boys travel to a distant planet to plead their case to the network executives.
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11 December 2002
Red Sleigh Down
When an attempt to bring Christmas to...
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When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists.
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04 December 2002
My Future Self n' Me
A freak electric storm causes Stan's...
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A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax.
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27 November 2002
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Stan tries to disprove psychic John...
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Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edwards after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body.
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20 November 2002
The Death Camp of Tolerance
When Mr. Garrison learns about...
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When Mr. Garrison learns about discrimination lawsuits, he hires a new teaching assistant named Mr. Slave and tries everything to get fired for being gay. When the students complain, they are sent to sensitivity training. Meanwhile, a gerbil named Lemmiwinks navigates his way through the perilous world of Mr. Slave's body.
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13 November 2002
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Randy and Sharon realize too late...
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Randy and Sharon realize too late that the box they have sent with the boys contains a porno rather than a copy of "The Lord Of The Rings." As the parents race to stop them in time, the boys realize the tape they have has a strange power over people.
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06 November 2002
A Ladder to Heaven
The boys have 7 days to get a winning...
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The boys have 7 days to get a winning ticket stub they left with Kenny for a shopping spree, which is difficult because Kenny is dead. Even worse, the McCormicks cremated him. They build a ladder to heaven to find out where it was, but Cartman drinks Kenny's ashes, thinking they're chocolate milk mix, and gets Kenny's soul trapped in his body. Has Cartman doomed the shopping spree or saved it?
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24 July 2002
Child Abduction Is Not Funny
Parents in South Park become gripped...
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Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, finally culminating in a giant wall being built around the town.
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10 July 2002
Free Hat
The boys form a club to save classic...
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The boys form a club to save classic movies from being re-issued by their greedy directors, and find themselves fighting with Steven Spielberg and George Lucas over a planned re-release of "Raiders Of The Lost Ark."
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03 July 2002
Red Hot Catholic Love
Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to...
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Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth.
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26 June 2002
The Simpsons Already Did It
Professor Chaos struggles to find an...
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Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on "The Simpsons." Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium.
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10 April 2002
Professor Chaos
After being shunned by his friends,...
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After being shunned by his friends, Butters develops a villainous alter ego and sets out to wreak havoc on the town. Meanwhile, the boys search for a new friend.
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03 April 2002
The New Terrance & Phillip Movie Trailer
The boys have to sit through an...
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The boys have to sit through an episode of "Fightin' Round The World" with Russell Crowe so they can see a preview for the new movie starring Terrence & Philip. However, bad luck forces them to race across town searching for a working TV.
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27 March 2002
Fun with Veal
Stan leads the boys in kidnapping all...
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Stan leads the boys in kidnapping all the baby cows from a local ranch after a first hand look at how veal is made turns him into a vegetarian.
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20 March 2002
Freak Strike
The boys disguise Butters as a mutant...
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The boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show. They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf, and so Cartman goes on the show as an out of control teen. The mutant freaks who make a career of visiting TV talk shows go on strike, taking Butters with them.
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13 March 2002
Asspen
Stan gets caught up in a fierce...
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Stan gets caught up in a fierce skiing competition while the boys vacation in Aspen. Meanwhile, their parents struggle in vain to escape a time-share presentation.
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06 March 2002
Jared Has Aides
The boys try to fatten up Butters and...
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The boys try to fatten up Butters and then liposuction him so they can get a marketing deal at a local restaurant. Meanwhile, Jared from the Subway commercials causes a controversy when he reveals that he lost weight with the help of aides.
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12 December 2001
Butters' Very Own Episode
Butters' mother snaps and tries to...
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Butters' mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses.
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05 December 2001
Kenny Dies
The boys cope with loss when Kenny is...
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The boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal illness. Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research.
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28 November 2001
Here Comes the Neighborhood
A class war ensues in South Park when...
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A class war ensues in South Park when it becomes a hot spot for rich celebrities. Meanwhile, Token feels rejected by his friends and goes to live with lions.
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21 November 2001
The Entity
Kyle deals with stereotypes when his...
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Kyle deals with stereotypes when his neurotic cousin comes to visit from New York. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison invents a device more convenient than air travel.
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14 November 2001
How to Eat with Your Butt
Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's...
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Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton as a prank, but is disturbed when a couple arrives in South Park claiming it was a picture of their missing son.
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07 November 2001
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys come face to face with Osama...
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The boys come face to face with Osama Bin Laden after they are mistakenly shipped to Afghanistan.
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08 August 2001
Towelie
The boys try to rescue their new...
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The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie.
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01 August 2001
Proper Condom Use
Improper sex ed classes lead to the...
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Improper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls.
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25 July 2001
Cartmanland
Cartman inherits a large sum of money...
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Cartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God.
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18 July 2001
Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow
The boys attempt to reunite their...
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The boys attempt to reunite their idols Terrance & Philip after the Canadian duo has a falling out. Meanwhile, South Park falls under the control of environmentalists.
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04 July 2001
Super Best Friends
Stan enlists the help of an elite...
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Stan enlists the help of an elite team of religious leaders including Jesus and Mohammed to help him rescue Kyle from a cult.
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27 June 2001
Cripple Fight
Controversy arises when Big Gay Al...
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Controversy arises when Big Gay Al becomes a counselor for the South Park Boy Scouts. Meanwhile, Timmy resents a new handicapped boy who steals attention away from him.
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20 June 2001
It Hits the Fan
Society is almost destroyed when a...
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Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word "shit" on the air.
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20 December 2000
A Very Crappy Christmas
When everyone in South Park decides...
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When everyone in South Park decides to forgo presents and celebrate a non-materialistic holiday season, the boys try to bring the spirit of commercialism back to Christmas by making an animated film.
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13 December 2000
The Wacky Molestation Adventure
The boys tell the police that their...
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The boys tell the police that their parents molest them and soon there are no adults left in South Park. However, without authority figures, society crumbles.
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06 December 2000
Fat Camp
Cartman is outraged when he is sent...
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Cartman is outraged when he is sent to fat camp by his mother. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for a "Jackass" style TV show.
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29 November 2000
Pip
Pip attends boarding school in an...
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Pip attends boarding school in an adaptation of "Great Expectations."
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22 November 2000
Helen Keller! the Musical
Cartman goes overboard directing a...
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Cartman goes overboard directing a Thanksgiving production of "The Miracle Worker." Meanwhile, Timmy develops a bond with a runt turkey named Gobbles.
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15 November 2000
Trapper Keeper
Cartman's new trapper keeper...
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Cartman's new trapper keeper threatens to assimilate the town unless Kyle and a robot from the future can stop it.
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08 November 2000
4th Grade
The boys deal with a strict new...
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The boys deal with a strict new teacher and experiment with time travel as Mr. Garrison comes to terms with his sexuality.
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26 July 2000
Probably
Cartman becomes an evangelical...
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Cartman becomes an evangelical preacher when the boys break off from their church. Meanwhile, the feud between Saddam and Chris continues.
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19 July 2000
Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
The boys become obsessed with...
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The boys become obsessed with religion after a sermon about hell scares them. Meanwhile, Saddam returns to Hell and tries to dispose of Satan's new boyfriend.
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12 July 2000
Something You Can Do with Your Finger
Randy is outraged when Stan and the...
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Randy is outraged when Stan and the other boys start a boy band.
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05 July 2000
Chef Goes Nanners
Chef protests the racist South Park...
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Chef protests the racist South Park flag.
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28 June 2000
Cherokee Hair Tampons
Kyle needs a kidney transplant, and...
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Kyle needs a kidney transplant, and Cartman is the only suitable donor. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison writes a novel.
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21 June 2000
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it...
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Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother.
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26 April 2000
Quintuplets 2000
The Marshes adopt a group of Romanian...
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The Marshes adopt a group of Romanian Quintuplets after they are orphaned in South Park. However, soon the Romanian government demands them back. Meanwhile, Kenny develops a talent for singing.
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19 April 2000
Timmy 2000
A handicapped boys' arrival in class...
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A handicapped boys' arrival in class leads to protest. Meanwhile, the boys are diagnosed with ADD and heavily medicated.
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12 April 2000
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
Cartman is sent to juvenile hall...
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Cartman is sent to juvenile hall after he throws a rock at a black child.
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05 April 2000
The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
The boys enter the world of organized...
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The boys enter the world of organized crime when they realize they can make money from the tooth fairy with other children's teeth.
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12 January 2000
Worldwide Recorder Concert
The boys feud with New Yorkers at a...
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The boys feud with New Yorkers at a gathering of elementary school kids. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father.
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29 December 1999
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus.
Stan worries that he is maturing more...
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Stan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the start of the new millennium.
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01 December 1999
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of...
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Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of Christmas songs sung by South Park characters.
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24 November 1999
The Red Badge of Gayness
A drunken Civil War re-enactment...
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A drunken Civil War re-enactment leads to an actual Civil War breaking out.
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17 November 1999
Starvin Marvin in Space
The government tries to hunt down...
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The government tries to hunt down Starvin' Marvin after he steals an alien spaceship.
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10 November 1999
Hooked on Monkey Phonics
The boys have a hard time relating to...
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The boys have a hard time relating to two new students who have been home schooled.
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03 November 1999
Chinpokomon
All the kids in South Park are...
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All the kids in South Park are brainwashed by a popular Japanese cartoon show.
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27 October 1999
Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
The rock band Korn visits South Park...
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The rock band Korn visits South Park during Halloween to solve the mystery of the pirate ghosts that are terrifying the town.
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28 July 1999
Jewbilee
Kenny comes with Kyle to Jewish Camp...
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Kenny comes with Kyle to Jewish Camp and almost witnesses the destruction of the Jewish faith.
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21 July 1999
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Stan is stuck playing with Butters...
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Stan is stuck playing with Butters and Pip at a party. Meanwhile, Randy and Gerald experiment with their sexuality.
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14 July 1999
Cat Orgy
Cartman deals with an abusive...
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Cartman deals with an abusive babysitter, her boyfriend and a cat in heat when his mother goes to a party.
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07 July 1999
Sexual Harassment Panda
South Park Elementary is nearly...
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South Park Elementary is nearly bankrupt when Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.
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23 June 1999
Tweek vs. Craig
The boys pit two classmates against...
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The boys pit two classmates against each other for entertainment. Meanwhile, Kenny takes a home ec class.
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16 June 1999
Jakovasaurs
A surviving breed of dinosaur is...
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A surviving breed of dinosaur is discovered in South Park, but no one but Cartman can stand them.
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21 April 1999
The Succubus
The boys try to save Chef from a...
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The boys try to save Chef from a woman who is stealing him from them. Meanwhile, Cartman gets glasses.
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14 April 1999
Spontaneous Combustion
A wave of spontaneous combustion is...
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A wave of spontaneous combustion is sweeping through South Park, and the mayor charges Stan's father (a geologist) with finding the cause. After working feverishly on the problem, he finds the answer: people are holding in their farts for so long, they're bursting into flame. A grateful nation loosens its sphincters in relief, but their problems aren't over yet. Meanwhile, the boys crucify Cartman in the hopes of helping Kyle's father get an erection.
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07 April 1999
Rainforest, Schmainforest
The boys get recruited to join a...
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The boys get recruited to join a choir group performing in Costa Rica to help save the rainforest. The choir leader, Miss Stevens, wants to teach everyone how wonder the rainforest is, and leads the group on a nature tour, only to get hopelessly lost in the wilderness where they fall victim to wild animals, quicksand, violent natives and rebel troops. Only Cartman, who sneaks away after getting fed up with Miss Stevens' love of nature, can save his classmates.
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20 January 1999
Prehistoric Ice Man
While hunting through the woods, Kyle...
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While hunting through the woods, Kyle falls down a hole and discovers a man frozen in ice. They take the ice man, whom they name Steve, to Dr. Mephisto to study. Mephisto thaws the man out, only to discover that he is still alive, having been kept perfectly preserved since the distant past of 1996. Steve is kept at Mephisto's lab in an environment recreating his native surroundings, but the boys think he should be free. Even so, can a man from 1996 ever comprehend the world of 1999?
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16 December 1998
Gnomes
Facing termination for not teaching...
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Facing termination for not teaching anything, Mr. Garrison tells the students they have to give a current events presentation before the school board to demonstrate what they've learned in his class. The boys get partnered with Tweek, the jumpy son of a local coffee shop owner, and go to his house to put together their report. Mr. Tweek suggests they present a report on how big chain coffee shops are pushing smaller shops out of business, and gives them a report he's already written for them. The town committee is won over by their impassioned plea to fight the coffee chains, and the boys soon find themselves in over their heads when they are called upon to give another speech in a debate with the CEO of Harbuck's coffee.
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09 December 1998
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
Cartman is spending Christmas at his...
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Cartman is spending Christmas at his grandparents' house, and the rest of the guys are invited. When Stan asks his parents for permission, however, they refuse. Angry and thinking his parents don't care about him, Stan sneaks off to go with his friends anyway. Soon after arriving, Cartman's Uncle Howard shows up, having broken out of prison with his cell-mate, Charles Manson. Wanting to have some fun, Manson offers to take the boys to the shopping mall so they can meet Mr. Hankey. Following a riot, a police chase and several holiday TV specials, Manson learns the true meaning of Christmas and Stan learns his parents really do care.
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28 October 1998
Spooky Fish
Stan's mother is getting a visit from...
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Stan's mother is getting a visit from her Aunt Flo, who gives Stan a pet fish as a present. Something doesn't seem right about the fish, though, and soon dead bodies start turning up in Stan's room. Though Stan tries to convince his mother that the fish did it, she assumes that her son is a murderer and begins hiding the bodies in the backyard. Meanwhile, Cartman starts acting strangely, sometimes wearing a goatee and acting unusually nice, other times looking and acting like his obnoxious self. Somehow, these events are all related.
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07 October 1998
Chef Aid
When Cartman comes into school...
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When Cartman comes into school singing the new hit song, "Stinky Britches," Chef realizes that the song he wrote 20 years earlier has been stolen. When he goes to the record company to show the song is his and ask for attribution, the record executive instead hires Johnny Cochrane to sue Chef for millions of dollars. Facing prison if he can't pay the fine, the kids look up all Chef's old music buddies to raise the money. They all arrive in South Park to hold a huge charity concert, allowing Chef to hire Cochrane for himself and counter-sue the record executive.
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30 September 1998
Cow Days
South Park is holding its annual Cow...
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South Park is holding its annual Cow Days festival, and has commemorated the event with an enormous cow clock. When the cows see the clock, however, they become entranced by it, and begin worshiping it as the cow messiah. Meanwhile at the Cow Days carnival, the boys find a game booth with Terrance and Phillip dolls as prizes. They make a plan to have Cartman win the bull-riding contest so they can use the prize money to win the dolls. During training, however, Cartmen takes a blow to the head and wakes up slightly different than he was before.
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23 September 1998
Clubhouses
Egged on by Wendy, Stan and Kyle...
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Egged on by Wendy, Stan and Kyle start building a tree-house in Stan's backyard with the goal of eventually being able to play Truth or Dare with Wendy and Bebe (who has developed a crush on Kyle). Jealous of Stan's tree-house, Cartman enlists Kenny's help in building an even bigger one of their own. Meanwhile, Stan's parents make a surprise announcement that they're getting a divorce, and Stan soon meets his new step-father, who immediately begins cracking the whip.
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02 September 1998
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
The class takes a field trip to the...
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The class takes a field trip to the planetarium, but Cartman sneaks off to try out for a Cheesy Poofs commercial. Though the kids are bored at first, they come back from the trip eager to go again. The reason for this sudden change is explained when Mr. Mackey mind-melds with a frightened little boy who stowed away in the school bus. As the planetarium's secret is being revealed, Cartman is overjoyed to learn that he has been selected to be a Cheesy Poof.
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26 August 1998
Chickenpox
A wave of chickenpox is spreading...
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A wave of chickenpox is spreading through the town, and when Kenny comes down with the disease, the parents decide to infect all the boys so that they'll be immune from it later in life. When the kids find out how they're being used, they decide to get revenge by finding something to infect their parents with. Meanwhile, Kyle's and Kenny's fathers' reminiscences about their childhood friendship turn to resentment over how far their paths diverged.
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19 August 1998
Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
Robert Redford has relocated the...
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Robert Redford has relocated the Sundance Film Festival to South Park after the old location becomes too overrun with Hollywood pretension. At first the residents are overjoyed at the attention, but soon see the downside of the influx of stars and tourists. Meanwhile, Kyle discovers that Mr. Hankey, who lives in the sewers during the year, is in poor condition due to all the health food the Hollywood visitors eat. Kyle's pleas to Redford to move the festival elsewhere are ignored until at last Mr. Hankey finds the strength to exact his revenge.
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24 June 1998
Summer Sucks
It's summer vacation, and now that...
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It's summer vacation, and now that the Colorado legislature has banned fireworks, the boys are left with nothing to do. Jimbo and Ned decide to head south and buy fireworks in Mexico, while the Mayor decides to exploit a loophole in the law (which still allows "snakes") by building the world's largest snake for the town's July 4 celebration. When the resulting snake becomes so large that it threatens to destroy everything, only a miracle can save the town.
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17 June 1998
City on the Edge of Forever
When the kids' school bus crashes and...
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When the kids' school bus crashes and ends up hanging off the edge of a cliff, Miss Crabtree tells everyone to stay in the bus while she goes to get help. While they wait, the kids tell stories about their past adventures, although their versions don't quite match up with what actually happened. Meanwhile, Miss Crabtree has little success trying to get anyone to listen to her demands for help.
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10 June 1998
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
The boys interview Uncle Jimbo and...
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The boys interview Uncle Jimbo and Ned for a school report about the Vietnam War. The pair's story, however, is so unbelievable that Mr. Garrison gives the boys an F. To get back at them, the boys fake a video of the dangerous Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka and send it in to Jimbo and Ned's public access TV program. The two hunters fall for it and are soon out hunting for the frog themselves. Meanwhile, the popularity of Jimbo and Ned's program is drawing the attention of other players in the public access market.
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03 June 1998
Conjoined Fetus Lady
The boys discover that the school...
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The boys discover that the school nurse has a dead fetus attached to the side of her head. Though they make fun of her at first, Kyle's mother decides to take the opportunity to raise public awareness about the woman's condition. Meanwhile, the school dodge ball team, coached by Chef, wins the national competition and is on its way to the world championship. Unfortunately, they face the Chinese team, which has a reputation for being deadly opponents.
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27 May 1998
Ike's Wee Wee
The Broflovski family is getting...
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The Broflovski family is getting ready for a big occasion: Kyle's little brother Ike is about to have his bris. Everything is going fine until Stan discovers just what a 'bris' is: they're going to cut off Ike's penis! Kyle, thinking his parents have gone insane, vows to protect his little brother by hiding him away where they can't get him. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey gets fired from his job when an anti-drug demonstration goes wrong.
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20 May 1998
Chickenlover
A heinous crime has been committed in...
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A heinous crime has been committed in South Park: the chickens at a local farm have been molested by a pervert. The criminal leaves a note behind as a clue, forcing Officer Barbrady to admit his shameful secret: he's illiterate. The Mayor sends Barbrady back to elementary school to learn how to read before he can return to work. Desperate to stop the Chicken Lover before he strikes again, Barbrady enlists the help of the boys in piecing together the mystery.
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22 April 1998
Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
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This is the second part of a cliffhanger episode, in which Cartman is trying to find the identity of his father. Dr Mephisto has the results of his DNA test, but is shot before he can reveal the news. As Mephisto clings to life, a raging blizzard in threatening to shut down power to the hospital, cutting off his life-support. Only Kenny can restore the power by reconnecting the backup generators. If he fails, the answer his friend has been looking for will be lost forever.
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01 April 1998
Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus
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25 February 1998
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
Cartman begins to wonder why all the...
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Cartman begins to wonder why all the kids at school have fathers but him. When he asks his mother who his real father is, she tells him about the night of the drunken barn dance, when he was conceived. Unfortunately, Mrs. Cartman had sex with just about every man in town that night. Dr. Mephisto can perform a DNA test to determine who the father really is, but the test costs $3,000. How can Eric raise the money to learn the truth?
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18 February 1998
Mecha Streisand
While on a field trip, Cartman...
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While on a field trip, Cartman discovers what looks like an ancient Indian arrowhead. He tosses it away as garbage but Kyle decides to keep it in his room. Soon after, a strange woman who keeps insisting she's an important star arrives in South Park demanding the stone. Little do they know the woman is actually Barbra Streisand, who is seeking the stone to unlock the terrible power it holds. Only the kids, with the help of Chef, Leonard Maltin, Sidney Poitier and Robert Smith, can stop her before it's too late.
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11 February 1998
Tom's Rhinoplasty
When Mr. Garrison takes time off to...
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When Mr. Garrison takes time off to get plastic surgery, the kids get the lovely Miss Ellen as their substitute. While she seems nice enough, Wendy notices the effect she has on the boys in the class, notably her boyfriend, Stan. Determined to win her man back, Wendy decides to dig a little deeper into Miss Ellen's background to find out what secrets she's really hiding.
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04 February 1998
Damien
A new student arrives at South Park...
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A new student arrives at South Park Elementary when his father comes into town on business. In this case, however, Dad is the Dark Lord Satan himself and the child is his son, Damien. Satan is in town to challenge Jesus to a one-on-one showdown of good versus evil on Pay-Per-View. While his father trains for the match, Damien has a hard time fitting in at school. All seems hopeless for him until he gets some helpful advice on making friends from Pip.
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17 December 1997
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
As the holiday season approaches in...
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As the holiday season approaches in South Park, Kyle finds himself in a bind. On the one hand, he feels left out as the only Jew when everyone is celebrating Christmas. On the other, none of the other kids believe him when he tries to tell them about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. When the real Mr. Hankey shows up, only Kyle and see him and ends up getting locked in a mental hospital. Meanwhile, the rest of the town is in an uproar, with everyone finding something in the school holiday pageant to be offended by.
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19 November 1997
Starvin' Marvin
As Thanksgiving approaches, the boys...
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As Thanksgiving approaches, the boys see a TV ad asking for people to sponsor starving children in Ethiopia. They decide to give it a try, motivated less by the thought of helping someone less fortunate, than by the offer of a sports watch for every sponsor. Expecting their watch to arrive, the boys are surprised to find an Ethiopian boy delivered to their door. When the mix-up is discovered, the FBI quickly swings into action, only to ship Cartman to Ethiopia instead. Meanwhile, Dr. Mephisto's new flock of genetically engineered turkeys has decided not to go quietly to the chopping block.
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29 October 1997
Pink Eye
Kenny gets killed by the falling Mir...
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Kenny gets killed by the falling Mir space station as the kids are waiting to go to school. At the morgue, a bottle of Worcestershire sauce accidentally gets mixed into Kenny's embalming fluid, causing him to arise from the dead as a brain-hungry zombie. Each person he bites turns into a zombie as well, and soon South Park is overrun with them. Only Chef recognizes the danger, but when he gets bitten too, how will the children save themselves?
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17 September 1997
Death
Stan's Grampa wants to die because...
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Stan's Grampa wants to die because he's too old, but he needs Stan's help to do it. Meanwhile, the town's parents have become outraged by Terrance and Philip, the new TV show consisting of nothing but fart jokes that all the kids are crazy about. When the parents go to protest the network and leave the kids to fend for themselves, Grampa takes this opportunity to convince Stan to help him end it all. But is it really what's best for either of them?
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10 September 1997
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
Kyle can't keep his new elephant at...
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Kyle can't keep his new elephant at home because it's too big. After learning about genetic engineering in class, however, he finds a solution to his problem: splice the genes from his elephant with Cartman's pot-bellied pig to produce miniature pet elephants. A visit with local mad scientist Dr. Mephisto convinces Kyle that splicing won't work, so with Chef's help he decides to try more traditional methods.
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03 September 1997
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan is upset that his dog Sparky is,...
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Stan is upset that his dog Sparky is, by all appearances, gay. After repeated attempts to change Sparky's ways, Stan cries out, "I don't want a gay dog!" causing Sparky to run away. When Stan goes looking for him, he encounters Big Gay Al and his sanctuary for gay pets. Big Gay Al helps show Stan that gay people are just like everyone else and that being gay isn't something that can just be changed. Meanwhile, the South Park football team is facing North Park for the annual game, and everyone is depending on quarterback Stan to help the team beat the spread. Will Stan make it back from Al's in time?
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27 August 1997
Volcano
Jimbo and Ned decide to take the boys...
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Jimbo and Ned decide to take the boys out into the woods for their first deer hunting trip. While Kenny, Cartman and especially Kyle take to the bonding experience, Stan can't bring himself use a gun, earning Uncle Jimbo's disapproval. At night around the campfire, Cartman tells the boys the story of Scuzzlebutt, a mysterious monster with Patrick Duffy for a leg. Of course Scuzzlebutt is just a legend, isn't he?
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20 August 1997
Weight Gain 4000
Cartman wins an environmentalism...
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Cartman wins an environmentalism essay contest, and the prize is going to be awarded by none other than Kathy Lee Gifford. While most of the town is overjoyed, Mr. Garrison is still haunted by the memory of losing a child talent contest to Kathy, and vows to get revenge. Meanwhile, Wendy, angry over losing the essay contest and suspecting Cartman of cheating, starts doing some plotting of her own.
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13 August 1997
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Cartman gets abducted by aliens and...
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Cartman gets abducted by aliens and has an anal probe, a stuff on his butt. Meanwhile, Kyle's brother Ike was kidnapped, and he has to save him before aliens give him an anal probe. Stan's girlfriend Wendy Testaburger suggest Kyle to use Cartman as bait to get Kyle back, which worked.
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